ONE MORE WEEK PEOPLE.
ONE LAST WEEK, AND I’LL BE FREE AND ACTIVE AGAIN.
ONE MORE WEEK PEOPLE.
ONE LAST WEEK, AND I’LL BE FREE AND ACTIVE AGAIN.
Silly sanctuary AU question
What does the caretaker do now that the Bucket of Shame is too smol for trickster eels? Is there a bigger bucket or other means to punish the twins?
… The Caretaker makes them wear the bucket like the Idiot Hat. Jade and Floyd could very well just shake the bucket off, they’re big enough, but they’ve also been with the Caretaker for so long that wearing the bucket makes them crawl to the nearest corner and wait for the bucket to be taken off. The shame has been carved into their bones, the bucket is too powerful.
You should’ve seen the look on Azul’s face when he was made to wear the Shame Bucket for the first time. He was shaking like a guilty puppy, guppy instincts from the long past have taken over.
The real anomaly is why tf people are simping more over Miguel O'Hara (conventionally attractive male) than over The Spot (absolutely morally fucked up silly humanoid figure) is this Tumblr or Wattpad, guys?
you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me 😭
For context, she is responding to grooming allegations from multiple former fans who have come forth with literal screenshots of her asking them their favorite sex positions despite every single person in those group chats being a minor while Colleen was in her 30s. She sent one of these underage fans underwear. There are also videos coming out from her current live show where he sticks a minors hand down her pants on stage and another where she describes a teens outfit as looking like porn. She facilitated an environment that clearly normalized and encouraged poor boundaries with minors who were enamored by their favorite influencer talking to them
She spends the whole time flip flopping between the accusations being total fabrications and that she just made a mistake, providing no evidence beyond saying that it’s mean and everyone is just jumping on a hatewagon. She scripted this whole fucking song and couldn’t even pick a narrative to stick with
Plus, the last time she “apologized” for these accusations, she sent all of her fans to harass and bully her victim because she knew that she could bury it
This was her second chance to get it right and actually respond and instead she pulled out the ukulele and scripted in her dramatic sighs at just the right moment. She even opens by saying that her team said it was a bad idea to respond this way yet she wanted to do it anyway like an idiot
So the reason why Malleus doesn’t have any other blood relatives is because dragon fae literally cannot be conceived without love. It’s implied that Malleus’ grandpa’s long been dead so Maleficia is unable to bear any more children, and Malenoa died before Malleus was even hatched.
So that’s why they insisted that Malleus be absolutely absent in the whole Phantom Bride debacle. He’s not allowed to be “married” to just anyone– not for jokes and not even for political reasons. It’s the kingdom’s priority to continue this family’s draconic bloodline no matter what, given that they’re practically Briar Valley’s gods and their citizens are highly dependent on their identity as dragon fae. They can’t do that if Malleus doesn’t naturally fall in love.
Dragons are so rare in their world because not only does the dragon need to love, they need to be loved in return too… And we know from Malleus and the generations before him that it’s not easy to find someone who would love them back with all their heart.
Another reason why the sin lust (obsession with love and affection) fits him so well. He’s hardwired to seek it in all its shapes and forms. And the constant rejection from everyone, as well as the “fake love” that are really just mindless worship from his subjects, have driven him to the edge of his sanity. You can see why he desperately holds on to his family and the player like a lifeline.
The different forms of true love is Book 7’s main theme.
reblog for noises
I would download tiktok if it was only cat pov
Better than most tv
I don’t know why this caption made me laugh so hard
Me readying my playlist so I could hurt myself real good on Book 7 continuation
Characteristic of a typical Diasomnia stan: horny for old men
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???? Gramps is so stressed why Sebek’s ears are round LMAO
Their bloodline is so indescribably SQUARE-coded I can’t even explain why a green square shape fits them so well.
THE ZIGVOLTS PASS DOWN THIS HAIRSTYLE LIKE AN HEIRLOOM LMFAO
whenever I say “sheesh” this is what I’m referencing. No idea what people younger than me mean when they say “sheesh”